the rulebook for my unborn daughter

- because I won't have a fool running around claiming I'm her mother

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inspired by rules for my unborn son

8. Never turn down anything free.

Especially if it’s food. It’s free, okay. And if you don’t like it, you can sell it or give it away as a gift to some unsuspecting schmuck at a later date and time.