the rulebook for my unborn daughter
have a rule idea? e-mail me
inspired by rules for my unborn son
(via underfundigcom)
17. Collect things.
Postcards, dolls, stamps. It’s fun to have something to build on, even if it’s a little silly.
Hats are a good place to start.
16. Any person who makes you feel negatively about yourself isn't worth the time.
Walk away and forget about ‘em.
Required Listening: Nancy Sinatra - “These Boots Are Made For Walking”
15. Once you're old enough to buy it, always keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge.
You never know when an occasion requiring celebration will sneak up.
Like buying a dog, perhaps?
14. You don't really need to own a cell phone.
There is no one on this earth who needs to be able to reach you at all times. Get a landline and an answering machine.
